OK, so wanna know more about your character? Naturally, ask the Oracle! :D
Google's reached that point now where it's telling us what we are meant to be thinking, so let's ask it to write our posts for us too, yeah? >_>HOW TO PLAY
1) Go here: http://scribe.googlelabs.com/
2) Change "show suggestions to On Tab" (i think it makes it a little easier)
3) Type your character's first name into the text box below.
4) Hit tab, Google will tell you what your next word was supposed to be. :|
5) Obey it. Either by hitting "1" every time, or maybe going 12345678901234567890. We'll afford you that much control.
6) After this word has been offered, Google must tell you the next word to write.
7) Repeat steps 4-6. Try not to look at what's being written.
8) Stop after about 20 words or so (whenever Google tells you it's okay to finish your sentence o___o) Punctuate accordingly.
9) Post the end result on here. Put the path you took as well if you know it/can be bothered.
10) Lulz at GBRRP.
Hilarity. It will ensue. Doesn't just have to be your character, either. Anything you can think of. Go nuts :D